Welcome to the Ticket Home Group of Totally Fictitious Companies

 

Ticket Home was conceived in late 1991 by our great leader, Hartley. He realised that – if push came to shove – his meagre talents should always be just enough to raise the money to get home, wherever he might currently be. With this in mind, a number of non-existent companies were set up: Writer Publish Thyself would handle any literary output; Hartleyfilms would build on experience gained at university and become a major player in the alternative wedding market; BigEars! Music would concentrate on tackling the audio market; finally, 20^th Century Hare would distribute any work.

Historic highest gross annual turnover: £100 loss.

Current turnover: £0.

Current sites hosted by Ticket Home: hartley-hare.co.uk, 86ers.org.uk.

 

The Ticket Home logo is crap and is not in any way registered as a trademark. It is, nonetheless, protected by copyright.